This is NOT a hotel. We do not have hotel amenities. It's a really nice home in the country and like any home it comes with some quirks. Please set your expectations accordingly. We cannot control the weather or stress of travel. We have had a rash of guests in the past 2 years with sky high expectations for a place that doesn't cost too much money. If you are expecting a 5 star hotel, this is NOT the place, and we encourage you to look elsewhere for the hotel experience. . We have well water which is safe to drink. The water is filtered in 3 stages, treated for sulphur smell and softened, but it WILL taste different to municipal water. Although on 7 acres of land, the house is partly visible from the road and the neighbor's house, particularly during the winter months when the trees are bare. It is however very private. We have neighbors: Please park in the parking lot on the left just before the space and not on the driveway as it's the parking for the stone house next door. We have WIFI, Roku steaming and a tv with dvd's but no cable TV service. Eat-in Kitchen is very functional with good cooking facilities; counter induction stove, fridge/freezer, dishwasher, toaster and coffee drip & plunge pot. We would not describe it as chef’s dream kitchen but it works very well for the majority of guests and for ourselves when we stay there. Please be aware that we also have workmen attending to the lawns, pool and surroundings as necessary, from time to time, and cannot predict when they will arrive exactly. They are trusted hands and you will have nothing to fear. We do our best to inform the tenants of their arrival however. Horror movie tropes! You will be staying in the country and it is PITCH BLACK at night which can be very discombobulating for some city and suburban folks. Please be aware there are all kinds of creatures that go bump in the night (and day) , but the likely hood of roaming & deranged axemen is very, very slim.